roccoschili Chapter 174 You bastard
Chapter 174 You bastard
"Come on, eat it."
Qian Qi kneaded the heavenly lotus powder mixed with water to form a medicine ball, wrapped it in the leaves of the devil grass, and stuffed it into Mo Ya's mouth.
Then he began to wait expectantly for the evolution of Ink Crow.
Mo Crow swallowed the pill in one go, and soon, a strange and stimulating feeling rushed to the four meridians and eight meridians. Its neck stiffly twisted a few times, and a few golden gleams were slightly protruding like veins. The veins then flowed towards Mo Ya's forehead like running water, where a strange golden mark in the shape of a feather wing was engraved.
Just when Qian Qi was about to take a closer look at the brand, the brand suddenly disappeared, and the black crow suddenly squawked, startling the birds and beasts in the black forest to fly up to the sky, and began to crow very restlessly.
The black crow fell back on the table, convulsing all over, the whole black crow body was like boiling water, and meat buns the size of blisters appeared one after another, these meat wrapped in the small crow The body was heaving and rolling, which made Mo Crow cry out in pain with his eyes closed.
"Gah—it hurts—"
"Master, it hurts so much—"
Qian Qi panicked when she saw it screaming in pain, and asked anxiously, grabbing the system beside her, "Tongzi, what's wrong with it! It won't eat up!"
[Don’t be anxious, it’s just a necessary path for evolution and growth. ] The system said calmly, even wanting to have a cigarette, [You suddenly have an extra arm on your body, it must be hurting too. 】
Qian Qi: "Huh?"
As soon as she finished "ah", she saw all the rolling meat buns gathered in one place, above the black wing on the right side of the black crow, a black and bright crow feather young wing suddenly appeared like a broken cocoon , under the unconscious control of Mo Crow, shaking slightly, ugly and cute.
Mo Ya also stopped crying out in pain and looked back at his new wings.
"Aha~" Qian Qi pinched the finger-long wings and couldn't help but praise sincerely, "It's so ugly."
Black Crow:? ? ?
Mo Ya waved his new wings unskillfully and hit Qian Qi on the left side of his face.
Qian Qi covered his face: "Oh, it hit me!"
System: [... You deserve it. What’s the difference between you, a trash husband who said to your wife, who worked so hard to give birth to her child, “The child you gave birth to is really ugly” after following up in the delivery room? 】
"But it just doesn't look good~" Qian Qi teased the little wings and said with a pout, "It's so small and asymmetrical, with one wing on one side and 1 wings on the other..."
She is a symmetrytist, do you know how awkward she looks?
"When I grow flesh, my wings will be too big!" Mo Crow angrily protected his little wings and refused the scumbag's teasing and touching, and said confidently, "If you think I'm not good-looking, then let me go again." Evolve once!"
It evolves again and it becomes a four-winged ink crow. Isn’t that symmetrical and beautiful?
The system felt that Mo Crow was promising: [Look, the oppressed Mo Crow has awakened! Do you want your wife to look better after giving birth? You have to pay for a confinement nanny, a nutritionist, and a fitness coach! 】
[Oh~ My dear Qian Qi~ Do you want Mo Crow’s wife to become more beautiful~] The system took advantage of every opportunity and quickly promoted, [Just scan the QR code below and pay 200 million to unlock the "Guide to Lust the Crow" Chapter , get a beautiful wife~~~]
Qian Qi:? ? ?
its not right?
"Isn't it enough to buy only one of the cultivation method and "Guide to Raising Crows?" Qian Qi screamed, "Why do I need to buy "Guide to Raising Crows" again!"
[Oh, you and I have been together for a long time. Don’t you still understand me? 】The system chuckled and said, 【If I didn’t insert it like this, how could I fool you into paying the original price? 】
Qian Qi:? ? ?
The city’s routines are deep, and the system’s routines are even deeper! It must have been eyeing the 272 yuan she had just stolen from Wei Bisheng!
"Forget it, you should be ugly for now, I don't mind it." Qian Qi's scumbag vibe of not wanting to spend money has completely leaked out, "Isn't it just that I can't take it out? It's no big deal! Just put it aside for now Stay at home!"
Black Crow:? ? ?
Mo Ya knew what it was. When Qian Qi stayed at Sikong Wang's house and went to the dungeon of Guyun Mountain with the handsome guy to look for the Demon God Grass, he saw it on someone else's TV. This is a pure scumbag!
Seeing that my wife has become a yellow-faced woman, I don’t want to take her out anymore!
Maybe even find a young and beautiful secretary to cheat on!
When the ink crow thought of this, it couldn't help feeling sad, and it shouted heartbreakingly, "Master, if you dare to find a beautiful secretary behind my back, I'll curse you for going to the toilet at someone else's house without paper ! After pulling and wiping, there is no water flushing! After pulling and wiping, there is water flushing but it doesn’t go down! After pulling and wiping, water also goes down but floats up again!”
Qian Qi:?
What nonsense did it learn outside?
System: Poof~
……
The C-level Mo Crow's Evil Word Spirit ability is even better than that of the D-level. It is said that it can curse a B-level monster to have diarrhea at the middle of the night. This B-level monster will never have diarrhea at the fifth shift.
Hearing this metaphor, Qian Qi was silent for a while.
She simply couldn't tell how awesome Mo Crow was from this metaphor.
[Using the Evil Word Spirit still requires the training and thinking of the master~ Otherwise, how can we call it a beast master~] The system sang enthusiastically, [If you want to save trouble, why not buy the "Crow Lust Guide"~ The original price is 250 million, % off purchase limit now~]
Isn’t it still 200 million with a % discount? Do you think I can't count?
Qian Qi resolutely refused to buy it. She would rather let Mo Ya become a little waste who only has diarrhea than let the profiteer system succeed!
"Leave me alone, go make the madness potion!" Qian Qi patted his butt, and unceremoniously drove System and Mo Crow out of the cabin to study her madness potion.
Mo Crow waved its wings and wiped the sad tears from the corners of its eyes, "Oh, I'm tired of it after all..."
The system patted Mo Ya's head and sighed: [Sigh... I'm getting more and more stingy after all. 】
"Brother, what do you think we can do to win back the heart of a rich husband?" Feeling the touch of the invisible brother, Mo Ya couldn't help but ask, "On TV, the abandoned wives always get their careers back first, so we, Mo Ya, What is your career?"
The system thought for a moment and pushed Mo Ya into the vegetable garden.
Mo Crow didn't know why, and then he saw that the soil in front of him was dug out by something invisible, revealing a slender seed inside.
Mo Ya suddenly realized, "Brother, are you saying that if you let me plant this seed, I can regain her heart?"
The system patted Mo Crow's head in relief, and wrote on the ground: Really smart.
After finding the direction, Mo Crow couldn't help thinking about how to farm the land. It certainly couldn't carry a hoe like Qian Qi to hoe the ground, and it couldn't mix fertilizers to cultivate magic plants. The only thing it knew...was to curse.
I heard that humans hate curses. Could it be that the owner of the contract doesn’t like curses because of this?
No, it doesn’t want to be the hated Ink Crow, it wants to be the lovable Ink Crow!
It makes the deed owner love it crazily, be crazy about it, be crazy about it, and bang against the wall because of it!
The sapphire-red eyes rolled slightly, and Mo Crow had an idea in his head, and he thought of a way. He jumped around the seeds in the pit a few times, and then muttered like a dancing master:
"Seed, seed, you are poor and helpless, and you will go through a lot of hard work to grow into a very healthy magic plant. You are so hardworking and motivated, but unfortunately, you will eventually be killed by an evil and stingy scumbag. Female CEO, forcibly remove all your organs just to treat her Bai Yueguang patient!"
In order to add more layers of evil buff, Mo Ya specially cursed several times.
System: Although there are so many bloody elements that I don’t know where to start, but...
【As expected of my little brother! Just one click! 】
In order to realize this curse, the lazy devil grass seeds had to work hard to grow!
Demon Grass Seed: My family, who knows? Someone knocks on the door while sleeping soundly and forcibly grows up!
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Wow, it’s time to take the college entrance examination! I wish all candidates good luck in the college entrance examination and get admitted to the university of their choice~